Things that will automatically cause me to close out of a fic, flee a smutty RP, and generally run in terror:
- "Wow, aroused character, you’re really tight for a whore!"
- [Character’s penis/penis-like-object] presses up against/penetrates [female character]’s cervix.
What a great message. I wish all characters were this nice. Does anyone know what this is from?
Via They say dragons hoard things.
Click for Freaky Fusion close ups!
Screencaps from http://mattelbrandsmedia.com/videos.php?video=72
Watch/ download this 1080p video to see every other detail!
I gotta say, it’s pretty cool that they sculpted zombie rot into his face. I mean, for real, I can’t recall any point in modern history where toy companies were making dolls with sculpted face gore explicitly marketed at little girls. That would have been the most badass toy to squeamish little six year old me.
Oh my god I just realized he’s a hunky zombie horse dude, like, he’s literally the man of Tina Belcher’s dreams.
Via A venomous, androgynous fey.
Disney villains genderbend first part!
Shan-yu, Hades, Maleficent, Dr. Facilier, Captain Hook, Jafar
Via [finest selection of random things ]
The wheels take impact and stress off your legs, and the position helps your spine, but you’re still doing running motions instead of biking motions, so your legs are getting a good workout, and you can go for longer
nerdy shit aside, iamgine how sick it must be to just let those feet fly into the air and do superman poses down a highway
The Gladiator Spider can make an expandable sticky web like a net. When an insect passes below it, it stretches out the net, lunges downwards and flings the net over the prey.
From the little-known Vikings edition of Frozen. [x]
oh mY GOD BLAGDEN
Via I want blood, guts, and chocolate cake
when you fuck up and realize there’s nothing you can do so you just accept it
Skip the Use - Nameless World
I AM SO IN LOVE WITH THIS! THE SONG AND THE ANIMATION ARE SO GOOD I AM HAVING AN OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE PLEASE WATCH THIS YOU WILL NOT BE SORRY
Reblogging, because this is a better quality version than the last link I had.
Once again, music video set into the world of Zombillenium, by Arthur De Pins. The book should be turned into an animated feature film.
Via Beastly Art